 | BeerMonsterBeerMonster is a friendly enough reptlie. All he does is sit in his local ("The Railway") all day and drink. He drinks beer, of course. He's quite an intellectual for a permanently pissed giant lizard with glowing red eyes. |
 | Flying Purple People EaterAs another manifestation of excessive alcohol intake, Flying Purple People Eater gets on well with BeerMonster. As part of a healthy-eating drive, he no longer actually eats people, and instead sticks to things like pizza and curry - sometimes at the same time. |
 | Pink ElephantNow rather old and tired, Pink Elephant likes to relax and not get involved too much. He's a bit of a reminiscer, and will bore people to death with drinking stories of times gone by if you give him half a chance. His size makes him handy in a fight, still. |
 | Gustav FrancksGustav is one of the regular bar staff at "The Railway". He's a German student studying Hospitality Management at a local college, and working behind a bar not only gets him money, it also gets him "valuable career experience". Or that's what the course leader says, anyway. |
 | JoyJoy is another of the regular bar staff at "The Railway". She's perhaps rather more sensible (not to mention grounded in reality) than many of the customers - but that isn't exactly hard. |